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Copyright © 2004, John
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South Georgia 1st Edition Page two
The Names Have Been Left the Same
by
John R. Taylor
john@ucan.us
You often read
stories or see movies that tell you the names have been changed to
protect the innocent. Well this story has no innocents. I know all
the characters and they are none of them even close to innocent. Now
I am telling this tail for the truth, though I can’t
really testify that I actually remember the events themselves, but I
do remember telling the story many times. In the telling over the
years some of the facts have gotten fuzzy around the edges and some
more have been completely lost, and I think maybe I have made
up a few to take their place.
My yarn I have for
you is from a time long ago, a time some say was ignorant,
intolerant and backward, but I remember as good, clean and peaceful.
It was a time when young children and teens said
“yes
Sir and no Mam,”
to their elders.
It was a time
when not every family had a television and those who did had
only one and usually got only one channel. The programs were of
the type, The Andy Griffin Show, Bonanza and the Wonderful World
of Color. Genie was the raciest thing on. Right and wrong were
black and white and not shades of gray. Summers were long and
hot and we children could not fathom the meaning of the word
bored. Our imaginations were boundless as we were kings,
knights, cowboys, Indians and superheroes. The magical phrase,
pretend like, instantly transformed us into whatever or whoever
our young minds could conceive. A scrawny twelve year old boy
could become an Indian chief. An old abandon tobacco harvester
became a Martian spaceship. We had used the phrase so often we
shortened it to one word,
“tenlike”,
although we never noticed that we had.
“Tenlike
you’re a cowboy and that stick is your gun.”
Poof! I was a dashing and daring cowboy and a stick from a pecan
tree was a Colt Peacemaker.
In this time of unbound
imagination it is not altogether surprising that we got
into no small amount of trouble. Boys will be boys, and
we were rowdier than most. I spent the summers form
first grade until the fifth with my cousins, James and
Buie. Uncle Ellie and Aunt Angie Mae actually had a very
large family. They had twelve children, six boys and six
girls. Two had died as infants. Of the five surviving
boys the oldest was already grown and married and the
next oldest was in the army. Dewey, the middle boy still
lived at home but he was much older than us and occupied
his time with cars and girls and seldom even noticed
that we existed. Which was just fine with us because
when he did notice us he was apt to hang us by the
fingertips from the eve of the porch or hold us down and
give us a red belly.
James was a year older than me and
Buie a couple of years older than him. One of our
favorite activities was to make an expedition to the
trash pile. About three miles down the dirt road from
their house was a two path lane leading off from the
road.
“Are we gone’ get it,” Buie asked.
“Ya, we’er gone’ get it!” James answered. “What we gone’ do
with it?” Buie wanted to know. “I don’t know, but we’er
gone’ get,” James yelled back.
And we got it. It was quite a chore.
We tried several different ways of carrying the unwieldy
panel and finally worked out to put on top of our heads.
Buie was the tallest, so he was in front. I was in the
middle and James was in the back. It was not easy. My arms
got so heavy I thought they would fall off. I got so tired I
had to carry most of the weight on my head and this made my
head hurt. Every now and then a car would come down the
narrow dirt road and we would have to walk almost in the
ditch, with the sand falling under our feet. After more than
two hours and a few rests brakes we made it back to their
house. We hurried into the barn with our prize lest Dewey
see it and take it away.
For many days we hid this wonderful
thing we had discovered and had lengthy meetings as to what
to do with our “board”. One of us would have an idea but
invariably the other two would over rule the suggestion. We
could not waste this unusual possession on something
ordinary. Then on night we were watching TV. I think it was
the Wonderful World of Color, but I had never seen a color
TV, so it was the Wonderful World of Grayscale to me. The
show was about this Greek mythological character whose name
at present escapes me. He made himself some wings out of wax
and feathers. He got airborne alright, but he flew too close
to the sun and the wax melted and he fell to his death. Of
this last part we should have paid more attention. I looked
over at James and said, “That’s it! We’ll make some wings!”
Late into the night we talked and
planed how we would make our wings. The next morning James
and I were up before the sun. Even on this most important of
days, Buie, as was his custom, sleep until near noon.
We made
our way to the barn through the predawn fog. On our way we
collected our ancillary parts and tools, a length of rope,
a handsaw, a yardstick and a brace & bit style hand drill.
After much deliberation and thoughtful planning we marked a
line eighteen inches from the end across the four foot width
of the panel. With the handsaw we cut along the line. After
that we made a freehand V on the end and cut it so that the
outside end of the wing would have a point. Using the first
wing as a pattern we cut the second wing. We then took the
brace and bit drill and bored two holes about one inch in
diameter near the square end of each wing. Through these
holes a rope was ran that could be tied under the arm of the
flyer that would hold the wing fast to the top of his arm.
All that was need then was two handles that the flyer could
put his hands in to flap the wings. We searched all about
but could not find suitable handles. We decided to wait
until Buie got up. He might have an idea.
Buie
returned to the world of the living just in time to eat the
noonday meal we called dinner and is called lunch in most
other places. After filling our bellies with Aunt Angie
Mae’s collard greens, purple-hull peas and fried mullet fish
with fried potatoes and syrup for desert, we lead Buie out
to the barn and explained our dilemma. He said, “wait here,”
and turned and purposefully walked toward the house. In less
than five minutes he was back with two perfect handles in
his hand. I don’t think their screen doors even had handles
again, but our wings did.
After
attaching the handles Buie insisted he try first. We put the
wings on top of his arms and he held to the handles. We tied
the ropes under his arms.
“Try a few
practice flaps,” I instructed. He flapped his wings. “Feel
the lift?” “Yeah! I’m gettin’ lighter!” He ran and flapped
the wings. Then he ran and flapped some more. After three or
four passes he came back and angrily said, “They Don’t
work!”
In defense of my invention I yell
back, “You didn’t run fast enough!” Following much
yelling and a few threats it was decided that we could
not run fast enough to get into the air. We needed to
jump from someplace high.
We reconvened our human flight
project in the loft of the barn. For some reason Buie
was no longer insistent on going first. Now I was to go
first and he would go second. Being older, bigger and
generally meaner, Buie was somewhat of a bully. He and I
stood in the doorway of the loft looking out over the
fields and surrounding woods. He pointed to a twenty
acre field and said, “Now you can fly around the edge of
that field, but don’t you go over them there woods. You
fly around the field one time, then you come back and
its my turn.” I assured him I would fly around the field
only once and not over the woods. Then there was nothing
left to do but fly. I readied myself in the doorway of
the loft. Looking down the ground looked much farther
down than I remembered it. I took a deep breath and
leaped into the air. And I flew. I am not sure how far I
flew. How high is a barn loft? Twelve feet or so? Well
that’s how far I flew. It was vertical flight, not
horizontal.
As I saw the earth racing up to me
I very naturally reached out with my hands to catch
myself, but my hands were in the handles and the wings
reached a good foot past my hands. The tips of the wings
rammed into the ground causing the other end to ram into
my neck and almost decapitate me.
The skin and meat was rolled up on
my neck from my shoulder to my ears. The bottom of each
earlobe was turn loose. The wing tips went deep into the
ground and had me supported by my neck. I moaned for
James and Buie to come help me but they had became
magicians and disappeared. In a few minutes Aunt Angie
Mae came outside to hang out the laundry and saw me. She
freed me and doctored my wounds with the red stuff that
doesn’t burn.
the end
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